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APAKAH INI SEMUA?

jahn: ohhh...ini belog siapa yer..? sungguh teruk ye pemilik belog ini...!! habuk dah setebal 5 inci, adakah..? adakah tidak..? aaaaaaaa....

emil: ini belog kau la bangang...

jahn: eh, kau..! lama tak nampak..!

emil: sial lah tu...

jahn: wei... sebok sgt ke kita ni wei..?

emil: aku sibuk, kau..? aku tak sure... kau buat-buat macam sibuk tapi sebenarnya kau mengular...kan?

jahn:....

emil:....

mereka berpandangan sesama mereka dan melihat belog usang lagi hampeh ini... kesian...

update..? takde pape... pemilik belog tidak ada sebarang cerita... dan sibuk juga... dia bukan malas... tetapi dia mencari alasan, walaupun tidak nampak kukuh, kan... kepada yang menunggu update (ada ke..?!!), pemilik minta maaf banyak-banyak... he'll find some time for this blog. he's still here.. still have passion, katanya... betul lah, tak tipu, katanya lah... betul!!!

jahn: hurm... I miss TCCOW, kau..?

emil: gila tak miss... miss lah!

jahn: hurm...

emil: next episode...? hutang besar ni...

jahn: aaaaaaa.... aku…

SNSD THE BOYS

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ANTICIPATED CRAZILY..!


emil: omaigot3!
jahn: omaigot4!
emil: omaigot5!
jahn: omaigot6!
emil: omaigot7!
jahn: omaigot8!
emil: jahn stop it..!
jahn: why..? im just excited..!
both: hurmmm, omaigot1000!

header baru saya

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ASSALAMUALAIKUM.me and my friends..!
Hi, I just wanted to update that I'll be using a new header.

to those who read this blog, thanks...

to those you don't read this blog... (mmm, they didn't read your blog, Jahn... why are you wishing for them?), urmmm, yeah, you don't read here so, you don't know anything, har har har...!

so, what do you think of this pic?

I remember drawing this one couple of years ago... when I was in part 5 diploma... haaa... very, very long time... and now, I decided to use this as my blog header...

personally I value this pic really big sentimentally... because these were my friends and I that I was drawing...the red-haired guy was Akas, I was beside him (the blue-haired), the green-haired was Sesat and the one who is at the far right was Abegay.

I drew this for Akas for his final project. just a friend-to-friend favor. then, it turns out to be my liking very much... mucho, mucho..!

so, that's all... happy blogging semua..!

p/s - Emil mu…

setan ada tak dekat masjid?

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Hi, did you ever thought something like this, " setan tu tak ada, kan dekat dalam masjid..? "

I have that kind of feeling, but I don't really know lah because for the reason that if you can see the devil  and if it is not there (at the mosque), so it means... devil do not enter mosque lah...

but yet, did you ever think why people still be doing wrong deeds when they are in such holy place..?

okay... 1st of all, did you see the warning sign, " AWAS, PENCURI KASUT! "

now, that's bad! lo que es malo, muy, muy malo..! (that's bad, really, really bad ~ in Spanish)

okay, what would you feel if your slipper/ shoes suddenly disappeared... and you need to go back home... bare footed, damn..!

okay, maybe the desire to steal people's slipper came to them when these pencuri selipar was out of the masjid... or is it just me..? hmm, I think it's just them..! (the pencuri selipar's genuinely bad attention to steal other's shoes)

2nd, I…

a whole new beginning

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હેલ્લો is Hello in Gujarati.

excitement comes with something new, something fresh and something you don't actually did before.

whenever we are about to do something new, it'd make our heart pounds.

that is normal. nothing unusual about it. everyone's applicable.

so, so am I. why am I being so much excited? well, nothing much to brag about other than I will start a new life now.. cehhhh, big deal, huhh..?

but yes, whenever we start to do newer things in life, which we never did before, we tend to be really excited at it.

like that time when you were 1st have gotten hold of your driving license, you think that you own the world (okay, maybe a little exaggerating.., you' feel like you can go everywhere in the world). even actually, you don't have a car yet but yes, having a license to drive is just as same as having the ability to travel. that is one.

and yeah, when you loved someone and the feeling's mutual, you feel like there's nothing you …

knowledge should humble you

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I read an entry at Maria Elena's blog. the title of her entry is knowledge should humble you. I don't think I need to introduce Maria Elena to you because she is a well-known blogger and vlogger/ youtuber, so I think you should known better. Even if you didn't know her, just google her out.


back to the main topic, I totally agree with what she said there, knowledge should actually make someone humble. I just realized this. how 'not clever' I am all this while. hmmm, sometimes, I felt that I am a little arrogant at things because I tend to have the 'I-know-it-better-than-you-so-you-should shut-up!' attitude. so, I must've not being knowledgeable enough I think, as it didn't make me humble. Astagfirullah 'al azim... thank God, I knew it now.

okay, what I wanted to stress out here is that I find a lot of bloggers, some of them are rather popular ones, who find  themselves so much knowledgeable, unfortunately they're not being h…

Al-Fatihah kepada Allahyarham Normafaizul Mohd Nor

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I can't believe that someone would even go so far as to say, "haa... itulah, nak sangat pergi tempat macam itu, last-last semua balik!" .
Personally, after hearing that someone would even say such things, I think he don't know the meaning of 'social responsibility'.
Going to such places is not of anyone's favor but for the sake of helping others and for the sake of work commitment, everyone would have to do it.
Casualties happen not once in a while. it is a natural day to day basis. everybody would died and there is no such way to avoid it if it were to happen. 
What we need now more than most is to pray for them, give them strength and do not tell that what they did is something in vain. there is no waste of doing what they did. if you were to do what they did, are you of any will would like do that? so, before having sceptically saying such rude things, just think about it. 
The volunteers went to Somalia for a good, generous and noble…

fitrah merdeka

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is Independence is a good thing? adakah Merdeka suatu yang baik?(wah, statement daring sangatkan, mampu membuatkan aku didakwa di bawah ISA, kan..!)
it is just a question. no hidden agenda. so, when a question is asked, it's requires an answer.

just answer it to yourself because I wouldn't want yours. I've mine. not that I am arrogant of anything but the answer should always be 'Yes'. if there's ever a 'No' as an answer, then ask back to yourself, on what ground would that be so?

for me, Merdeka worth more than what it conveys in meaning. try to Google Translate it, or just plainly search the meaning of 'merdeka' in a dictionary. you'll find...

adj. independent, free, sovereign, self-determined (and the likes..)

BUT...

would that suffice the meaning that Merdeka behold? No... Merdeka meant a lot more that just some adjective, or verbs or any other grammatical doctrine.

Merdeka holds the meaning of how we live our lives up till…

ucapan raya Jahn, kan...

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and yes, finally it's Eid ul' Fitr (mengada, kan..!) and the battle to survive starvation is over. (battle sangat, kan... cam nak pergi berperang, betullah, berperang dengan nafsu).

BUT..

is the battle really over? yes, if we talk about Ramadhan ended, yes it is... but the soul of Ramadhan should always be brought forward with us.

Syawal teaches us to appreciate the hardness we faced during the fasting season. it teaches us how to be more composed and how to be human, in a way we should really be.

so, don't lose the soul of Ramadhan although the holy month leaves us. stay with it and have faith in it. InsyaAllah, everything will be easy for us, depending on how you see what 'easy' is..

till then, Salam Syawal from Jahn. Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri. Maaf Zahir dan Batin if my writing in this blog should be offensive to your view. I am but a person whose full of khilaf. Sorry once again and be happy.

remember, stay safe, stay handsome (if you're…

novela the curious case of whatever 13

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this entry is very special kepada Jahn kerana setelah lama mengedit dan menambah cerita, akhirnya, Jahn feeling2 puas hati walaupun sebenarnya hampeh je entry ni, kah kah kah... 


hal ini demikian kerana, Jahn telah menerima bukan main banyak kritikan membina oleh teman-teman FB yang mengikuti perjalanan novela TCCOW ini... katanya kenapa Jahn lambat sangat. Jahn busy la lately, alasan basi, kan... lantak..! hahaha... so, skang Jahn dah siapkan part 13... segala kekurangan harap dimaafkan, kan... hari-hari raya camni.. eloklah... kah kah kah..!


silalah membaca dan jangan banyak hal..! hahaha..!


Part 13


Act 61


“No, Fik, I cannot let you in this one, it’s too dangerous!” tingkah Izz keras.


“Kau tak faham ke Izz? Alia is not with me, she must be in trouble, I need to save her?” balas Taufik.


“What made you so sure Alia is in some kind of a trouble?” tingkah Izz pantas tidak ingin membiarkan Taufik berfikir yang bukan-bukan walaupun kejap dalam hatinya juga terdetik perkara yan…

blog kau beratlah...

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नमस्ते (Namastē) is Hello in Hindi. (duhhh..!)

do you get that irritating feeling when you opened a blog (a random one, because you are not a common reader to the blog but sometimes they did have a good entry which actually really nice and you wanted to read it) and it takes ages for the darn site to appear.

well, most of the time, it is not the fault of the slow internet connection 100% but the site itself is, urmm well... mengada in a way. lots of those things called the mengada widgets (you know those annoying stuffs, I know it is your blog, it's completely up to you to dress it according to your preferences but what is the point of having a blog if no one can actually reads it?).

or maybe you just simply hate those widgets (personally I am. that's why my blog goes so modest now, hahah..!)

BUT...

most of us get bored with waiting for the site to load and prefer to hit the 'Close' button up at the right side of the windows. hmm, then what happen to t…

sekadar luahan di pagi hari

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in life, we've went through a lot of things. good things and bad things. encouragements and obstacles. but what really matter was that we undergone those things.

one moment when you felt things were hard, you just wanted to call it quit. your spirit went away and you couldn't make things right to where it belong. it's just sad, how you can actually be so fragile in a way you shouldn't have been. but that's life, we're just human who slipped in things.

but that's it... you're slip. you don't mean to make mistakes. things happen. each and every of it has a reason.

the other time when you were at the right track of doing something, you were eager to kill it to the very end. it was a satisfaction you received when you knew that what were you doing was according to the careful expectations. the feeling of contentment filled your very soul.

but often at times, you'd become conceited. so smug and cocky. and this time around, you didn…

novela the curious case of whatever 13 (TEASER)

“Kau tak faham ke Izz? Alia is not with me, she must be in trouble, I need to save her?” balas Taufik.

“What made you so sure Alia is in some kind of a trouble?” tingkah Izz pantas.

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“Look, selepas Amie bebas… akak kena tangkap. Akak dibawa dekat Ari, kan. Kalau betul Alia dah kena tangkap, kenapa dia tak ada dengan kita. Serius cakaplah, sepatutnya tak susah orang-orang jahat itu nak rampas dia daripada Fik. Ari tak rasa macam itu?” duga Adni kepada Ari.

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“Ha’ah, dialah. Aku dengar cerita dia tu bahaya. Sebelum ni dia pernah ada cubaan nak bunuh Tengku Azhar.”

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Loki memandang hadapan. Dia menghalakan pistol itu menuju hadapan. Lagaknya seakan ingin membidik haiwan buruan sahaja. Ya, malam ini akan ada buruan yang jadi mangsa.

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“Abang risaukan Jimmy.”

Afi memandang serius. Saat nama Jimmy disebut, saat perkataan ‘risau’ dikata, dia tahu ada yang tidak kena.

“Maksud abang?” jawab Afi dengan pertanyaan namun dia tidak hilang tenang, yang dibuat-buatlah.

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p/s - this is a teaser…

fiction of fact

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χαιρετώ (read as chairetó) is Hello in Greek.

a little fiction
A day before Ramadhan.


the Devil was very sure of what he had to endure for a whole of next month. he will be in the Hell. chained, he can't tempt human to do wrong deeds. he can't lure them to the abyss of digression. he can not!


but with a wicked smile, he opened his demonic red eyes and see through all human. there is something there. something that will kept his presence in the heart of the Human.


he talked to the 'thing' whose lived in the very soul of each Human.


"ALLAH have given the Human a hell of a blessing in Ramadhan. HE locks me away from them so that I can not lure them to evil. HE sure loves them so much! But you... you can help me... aren't you?"


the 'thing' responded, "sure... I can apprehend them myself now that you're chained."


with a devilish smirk, the 'thing' smiled and swore to the Devil, " go back to Hell, I'll keep the h…

A GENEROUS CAUSE

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Ahoj (pronounced as a-hoi) is Hello in Czech.


okay, last night I went to a 7 Eleven store nearby here to buy some bersahur stuffs for me to have sahur.


then, I proceed to the cashier counter with 1 Spritzer Tinge (Lemon), 2 Spritzer Pop (Lemon), 1 High5 Ikan Bilis Bun, 1 High5 Vanilla Bread and 1 Munchy's Dark Chocolate Oat Krunch. total up, RM7.60. Hmmm, I thought to myself... I need to get a decent job after this. I can't go spending money like this with no job. aaaaahh..!


and then the female cashier asked me, " Abang nak derma barang?"


I was like, " aaa...? buat masa ni tak kot," I responded with significantly no idea about what she meant.


" ohh, takpe," she smiled. then suddenly I felt bad. she must've been thinking that I am but a stingy person. well, I'm not..!


so I asked her again, " macam mana eh nak derma?"


she attentively replied the steps... with an illustrative explainations... it goes like this:-


I replied, &…

NEW HEADER FOR THIS BLOG

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прывітанне(read as pryvitannie) is 'Hello' in Belarusian.

Salam 13 Ramadhan. Apa khabarmu di sana (cam nyanyi lagu Ramlah Ram, kan..!)?

I hope everyone will be just fine. Amin.

this is a simple update to show you my new header..

I've never go with a header as big as this one before but, I thought to give it a try. to my pleasant surprise, I liked it.

hehehe.. that guy beside me (the one whose a little taller is my friend, you don't have to know who he is. haha..!)

okay... since later on, I might change the header, I think I should upload it in this entry.

(sekejap!)

there it is... hahaha...!

mv terbaru aku bersama ex-housemates...

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annoyed ke? hahahaha..!!

update pagi: terima kasih kejutkan saya bangun sahur.

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Hi, readers. (korang menyampah tak aku speaking? feelinggggg mengada, kan? LANTAKKK..!!)


this is a short entry for the morning, I just wanted to say Thank You... (like in a formal way) to each and every person who wakes me up to have sahur. You don't know how you guys means to me. (macam big deal, sangat, kan..!!), how you get me through... each obstacles (to open my eyes), each hard situations (to get that ikan bilis bun into my mouth). so I make sure I'll work harder to never disappoint you (to wait till Maghrib to break fast, even not together). I'll stay strong, so you stay strong with me too..!!

thanks to:-

julaikha seri ayu (1st person to text me)
abdul hakam ibrahim (2nd person)
kelly kelly (3rd person)
aina (my sister)(4th person, dia kata dia tak boleh puasa hari ini)
syaza ibrahim (5th... luyya!!)
aina (my friend) (6th person, thanks for calling)
marlina ismail (kawanku sudah jadi milik orang)(7th person)
fatimah zakaria (imsak dah habis but than…

not active blogging

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Përshëndetje is hello in Albanian. (I'll be doing this crap, saying hello in various languages from now on).

lately, Jahn was being really out of place. a lot of things to think with no actual reason to think of it. come to think of it, I was really messed up. (I know, annoying repeating words).


so, my mood to blog was as well... urmmm, spaced. I don't really know why. I don't know where it goes cuz I don't feel like writing now.


hmm, maybe I just need a break but the break is not what is there to be compromised. a part of me saying don't rest too long, cuz you'll end up being left behind. that is bad. and yes, another half of me telling me, pacing up too fast is not who you are, Jahn, you're actually slow. what the...?


hahaha... not much people 'mengutuk diri sendiri' themselves, right? but not me. sometimes, I did that. just to keep me to the ground. it makes me realized there are a lot that I can't do by myself. it makes me…

tolong hormat agama aku

Assalamualaikum,

I was annoyed dengan seorang Chinese lady ini tadi. She came with a bunch of kids with her, most probably hers lah, kan. Time itu azan menandakan waktu Maghrib sekaligus menunjukkan yang waktu itu masa berbuka puasa.

She was coming in to our outlet with her hands on her ears seperti menutup telinga and pandang aku then minta aku tukar channel TV (Oasis atau TV1, aku tak sure)... mood aku tadi memang baik but after that, I was like, "kau ingat aku suka dengar orang dari agama kau kalau mati buat perarakan macam nak sambut menantu?" tapi dalam hati jelah...apapun disebabkan dia customer, aku tukarkan jugalah selepas azan habis (kau nak channel apa betina, bisik aku dalamhati... nak tengok Supersport? nah amik kau... tengok jelah orang sepak-sepak bola tu ye, kau bukan faham pun football tu apa, kan? aku saje je... ingat aku nak tukar TVB, JANGAN HARAP!)

Regardless of you being a customer, hence the saying "CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT", I just can't …

update malam

Assalamualaikum,
SELAMAT malam pembaca semua... jam menunjukkan pukul 9:07 pada perkataan sebelum ini. To be frank, tak ada apa nak diceritakan, tak ada apa-apa yang interesting untuk diberitahu. So, rasanya, Jahn mengarut jelah... kalau anda bother to listen takpelah... you don't have to stay. But I will still mengarut...
Anda yang membaca ini, Jahn rasa rata-ratanya adalah beragama Islam, kan... Melayu, kan...  (sebab Jahn rasa penulisan Jahn tak mampu nak attract pembaca dari kaum lain mahupun bangsa asing).
Jahn nak tanya sesuatu, anda percaya kepada takdir, kan?  Qada' dan Qadar...
Percaya atau beriman kepada Qada' dan Qadar itu adalah rukun Iman yang ke...? yang ke-6!
Hmm, berdosa besar kalau kita yang Islam ini tak percaya kepada Qada' dan Qadar.  Jahn bukan nak berlagak alim atau handal beragama sebab Jahn ni so-sial juga kalau nak diikutkan. Tapi berhadlah...
That isn't what I want to share... I just wanted to share something tentang takdir dan ketentuan Tuhan ini. 
Ev…